Shopping.

Dear Online stores,

Just stop already.

I want to shop on my own time. Please. Don't make me sign up for newsletters or emails trying to sell me stuff. I don't want you coming to my very own door when you have a sale. I will not shop every day. I really don't care if there are only 12 hours left of your sale. I want to shop when I want and certainly not every day. Stop trying to entice me. I am tired of your communications. If I go to your website and have to sign up to be able to look at your merchandise I will leave it immediately. So quit. Now.

This is getting ridiculous.